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So what's your deal
Are you a prankster?
Or are you just looking for some skiving snackboxes
To get you out of class?
There's puking pastules
And nosebleed nougats
Fever fudge
And fainting fancies
Whatever you need they've got it
At Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

Oh give it up for Fred and George
Oh give it up for Fred and George
Oh

Well I don't think the MHRA
Would let these two kids get away
With these efficacy studies in the Gryffindor common room,
But the fainting fancies
Need dosing studies
And we've got all these first years here
So lets try the antidote

Oh give it up for Fred and George
Oh give it up for Fred and George
Skin-a-mar-ink-a-doo
Give it up for Fred and George
Oh give it up for Fred and George
C'mon c'mon c'mon oh
Oh give it up for Fred and George

They're legends in the making
Legends in our minds
Legends in our hearts
Do you remember the portable swamp and how it stayed behind
Like a testament to their times
Spent here